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Slab Daddy T-shirt

Slab Daddy T-shirt

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.00 USD
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You might be a daddy but are you a slab daddy? If you are then this is the shirt for you. I'm pretty sure its made out of cotton but let's face it, this could be made of burlap it would still look good on you. One good look at your shirt and everyone will be lining up to donate to even though they're an evasive species. Especially because they're an evasive species. Anyways, grab a shirt today and don't forget to tell 'em Slab Daddy sent ya.

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Product Details

Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives thicker vintage feel to the shirt. Long lasting garment suitable for everyday use

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester


Width, in

S - 17.99

M - 20.00

L - 21.97

XL - 23.98

2XL - 25.98

3XL - 27.99

4XL - 30.04

5XL - 31.97

Length, in

S- 28.00

M - 29.00

L - 30.00

XL - 31.00

2XL - 32.00

3XL - 33.00

4XL - 34.00

5XL - 35.00

Sleeve length, in

S - 7.24

M- 7.76

L - 8.23

XL - 8.74

2XL - 9.25

3XL - 9.76

4XL - 10.24

5XL - 10.75

Care Instructions

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not tumble dry.

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