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Girth Hoodie

Girth Hoodie

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Length and height are overrated. It's all about that girth, baby. Shout to those that are like a teapot. Short and stout. Sit back and jam to some Girth, Wind, and Fire while you relax in this new Lonely Bologna t-shirt. This one is for you. Only for the Girthy and worthy!

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Product Details

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Drawstring hood

Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord

Spacious pockets

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester

Dimensions

Width, in

S - 20.08

M - 22.05

L - 24.02

XL - 25.98

2XL - 27.99

3XL - 29.92

4XL - 31.89

5XL - 33.86

Length, in

S - 27.17

M - 27.95

L - 29.13

XL - 29.92

2XL - 31.10

3XL - 31.89

4XL - 33.07

5XL - 33.86

Sleeve length from center back, in

S - 33.50

M - 34.50

L - 35.50

XL - 36.50

2XL - 37.50

3XL - 38.50

4XL - 39.50

5XL - 40.50

Care Instructions

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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